Message to all glenn kelly's out there

Every time I do a search on me it’s glennkelly this and glennkelly that.
Except I never did all those things. It upsets me that there are other glenn kelly’s out there. Especially ones that have access to the internet.
Being the rightful owner of my name ( I have proof ). I would ask if the others changed theirs to something else, Edward Kelly? What about Thomas Jones? Now there’s a nice name. So go and change your names, and while your at it, glennkelly@hotmail should go back to me. I only left it alone for a few months, then hotmail dropped it and now I’m stuck with a different one. Well, I hope posting glennkelly@hotmail.com online doesn’t attract too much spam. Or glennkelly@gmail either.
gosh, what have I done?