Well, after Englands attempt at the world cup I think it’s time for them to find a new national sport.
Maybe, darts?
What about knitting? The National English Knitting Team?
I rains alot there, so maybe something with alot of water.
Underwater knitting. Now there’s a sport!
Now a note to the English footballers.
The key is to get the ball in your opponents goal.
Now that’s their goal, not yours. The one on the other side of the field when the whistle blows.
Now by inside the goal I mean between the vertical bars, and under the horizontal one.
I know the goal keeper can get in the way at times but don’t let that get your spirits down. They’re not that big, and the goal is bigger.
Especially don’t aim for the goal keeper, even if you don’t like him. That’s what he wants you to do.